Of course I started watching The Chicago Code because of Jennifer Beals. When The L Word ended, I lost my guaranteed access to fresh Jennifer Beals. I mean, I could still watch my The L Word DVDs and rent Flashdance, but those things have already happened. I need new Jennifer Beals, and that is what […]
Holy hotness, I cannot get over this woman.
Please indulge me, friends. Can we have a brief word about Bette Porter? In a season where Ilene Chaiken seems determined to test not just the limits of our patience but of our eyes, I could not be more enamored with Bette Porter. First, there was the episode with all the laughing. It was as […]
I had big blogging plans for this month, but you can see that I didn’t get to implementing them. Well, maybe the plans weren’t exactly “big,” but there was more than just the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 plan. Because I have blog guilt, here is a list of the posts I would have […]
Please do not list Jennifer Beals at the top of the opening credits if she is not really going to be in your stupid movie. I am talking to you, Alexandre Rockwell, regarding your weird 13 Moons film in which I spent 93 minutes with my brow furrowed in confusion only to be rewarded with […]
You know who you are. Do you see the tank top spoiler alert? Do you know what to do? Perhaps because it was set against last week’s Magic Festival of Bette and Tina Love, this week’s episode did not set me on fire. I did not understand the purpose of the oil wrestling, Bette had […]