Holy hotness, I cannot get over this woman.
This is a day meant to celebrate MLK Jr. and his leadership in the civil rights movement. Therefore, I choose this day to unveil my idea for a new TV show. Nicole Ari Parker and Jennifer Beals play a lesbian couple who have a law firm. They’re civil rights attorneys. It’s called Partners. I think […]
Jennifer Beals should have a radio show so that I can get to know her without the distraction of her physical beauty. She’s really intelligent. It’s evident from her acting, but when she is being Jennifer Beals, she is so articulate and sophisticated. She went to Yale, you know. American literature. I’m sure she would […]
It is time that I admit out loud to cyberspace that I want to work for AfterEllen.com. Sarah Warn is the founder/editor, and I have a fantasy in which she interviews me for an ambiguously-parametered position writing and doing some copyediting. In my fantasy, I send her an email whose subject title is “How can […]
I rented Four Rooms and bought cupcakes to celebrate Jennifer Beals’ birthday. Today she is 43. Let me just say that 43 doesn’t look like it used to. Forty is the new 30, I think. Maybe I read that in Cosmo or Harper’s Bazaar or another rag or maybe I made it up. Regardless, Jennifer […]
Tonight Barbara Walters is presenting her 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006. She already announced the list, minus number one, on The View and I was underwhelmed. Therefore, I’ve decided to devise my own list, called the 10 Most Fascinating People of Katie’s 2006. Don’t worry. Sachen isn’t on the list. He was fascinating last […]