Mangled Circuitry

One time Alexis called Luke’s mind a “mangled circuitry” and I’ve been calling mine that ever since.

The Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Theory of Economics

I’m not an economist. In fact, the only formal education in economics I received was my high school government and econ class, in which I learned that a dreamy student teacher can be very distracting. But don’t let my lack of credentials detract from my message. I am notoriously bad with money in both theory […]

Jesus Year

When I turned thirty-three in August, I decided to embrace the whole “Jesus year” thing, without really knowing what that would look like, save for the general notion that Tim McGraw would sing “Live Like You’re Dying” behind me wherever I go. So far, I have engaged in pretty standard Jesus year behavior. I got […]