Spam

I don’t know exactly why I expect the brains behind spam comments to be logical, but really, it’s advertisement, right? So there should be some kind of market research involved, right? Then explain this. I this morning received a comment that involved the words “burning,” “passionate,” and “master.” Of course, it doesn’t really make sense. It sort of reads like an English version of my French—but vaguely dirty. Oh, hell. Here is the exact text:

Greetings to all!
I the burning brunette and passionately loving men…
I only learn all sweet bed games. Especially it is pleasant to me when me connect and do with me all!…
Oh, yes… As soon as of it I shall think, I at once would like to borrow in it again…
And consequently the new master able and knowing is constantly necessary to me, that it is necessary to it!

I don’t see what about the content of my blog attracted such a message. There is a link to some “photos,” which I am of course not posting here. Sometimes I wonder if TPTB in spam world think this blog is run by a dude. I get a lot of spam comments informing me (and my readers, of course) of the myriad ways I can enlarge my penis. I, having no penis, am forced to delete those comments.

I’m probably only thinking about this today because I’m sick and I’m too tired to think of something interesting to write about.